sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
“He is a war machine, he’s monumentally arrogant and is contemptuous of the fickle mind of the mob. He believes that his martial prowess and his military distinction gives him the right to say whatever he wants." - TWH; Coriolanus
Know your place, Tom.
DID SHE FUCKING STAB HIM WITH A FORK?
Yep. Molly doesn’t let anything (even her bf) interrupt Sherlock.
BUT WHAT IF TOM’S ACTUALLY MORAN, IMAGINE HIM STANDING OVER MORIARTY’S GRAVE LIKE “Jim, Jim, this isn’t fun. she’s crazy. sHE STABBED ME WITH A FORK JIM. WHO STABS PEOPLE WITH FORKS? CRAZY PEOPLE, JIM.”
And Jim’s standing back in the shadows going “That’s nothing man she made me watch Glee and talk to her cat like it was a person.”
i havent done one of these for thor 2 yet so here u go